Friday, April 15, 2011

series review: trilogi cinta





"Mak ai mamat ni, pe barang layan citer melayu beb!"

"Tak style r ngkau layan citer nangis-nangis ni. Amende la"

"Tak urband langsung ngkau ni. Orang layan citer omputih, die layan Rosyam Nor. Cait!"

"Ni mesti citer binessman melayu Kenchana Holding projek juta-juta. Macam ppttuuii"


Aku confident mesti ade yang akan cakap macam ni bile tengok poster Trilogi Cinta kat atas ni. Ahh, aku peduli ape. Aku punye laptop, aku punye suke r nak tengok citer ape. Bak kate Bob, "my blog, my rule" yeah!!

Time-time study week ni la datang pe'el nak layan drama series. Sem lepas layan siri One Piece time study week. Haish! Anyway, selepas siri Nur Kasih, aku tak jumpe citer melayu siri yang ngetop sebegini. Ade jugak try layan Ustaz Amirul dengan Gemilang, tapi memang cannot go.  Nampak sangat menipunye;, watak baik sangat sampai tahap pijak tungau pon tak mati, skrip takleh blah dan sebagainye. Layan 1, 2 episod je, pastu k.o.

Walaupon kualiti visual citer ni yang sampai level rase cam nak lempo laptop, tapi disebabkan storyline yang best beserta lakonan Rosyam Nor yang classy serta Fauziah Ghous yang super innocent punye lakonan, menangkap balik interest aku untuk proceed to the next episode.

Siri ni berasaskan novel "Trilogi Cinta" yang feymes...kot. Aku pon tak penah dengar novel ni. Tapi aku boleh guarantee siri ni lagi best dari siri Lagenda Budak Setan yang menampilkan lakonan Farid Kamil yang aram tak best pon. 

Malas lak nak summarize citer ni. Aku pon baru layan 6 episod je. Tengok sendiri la ye. Adios~

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

sacrifice



While i was scrolling over FB page with my mouse, i saw a statement which caught my interest. The statement sounded like this:

"Whether you are from Brazil or England, it is a question of how much you want to sacrifice. Say you want to have the perfect body but you are too lazy to work out. You want to stop smoking but it is hard to throw the cigarette away. You want to stop drinking but it is hard not to buy a bottle. It is about the sacrifice"
-credited to Kaka Karim-

Like the old saying, "Barangsiapa yang makan cabai burung, die terase pedasnye". It may be difficult, but i see myself in this statement. I won't tell u which part. haha..

To explain it in a simple way, let me tell u in term of examples. It's human nature, they love examples. hehe..

     ~U wanted to stop ur hair from falling, but u don't want to stop eating Maggie.

     ~U wanted to be respected, but u don't respect others.

     ~U wanted to make friends, but u too shy to start a conversation.

     ~U wanted ur idea to be accepted, but u don't accept other's.

You see, it's all about sacrifice. Everything that u wanted ( a good job, a splendid pointer, a six packed stomach, a good final exam, a good friend, etc)  requires u to make a sacrifice. Life isn't as simple as we think.

 

Sunday, April 10, 2011

racism alam kerjaya







Kepada bos-bos HR yang bermuke ketat dan gadis-gadis HR yang putih melepak,

Tuan/Puan bos HR, 


MOHON MINTAK KERJA DI COMPANY TUAN


Saya tulis surat ni cadang-cadangnye nak apply kerje kat company Tuan/Puan, kot-kot la kalau ade vacancy. Saya ni budak USM yang nak habes ijazah dengan kecemerlangan yang suam-suam kuku dalam bidang Mechanical Engineering bulan 5 nanti.

Sebagai budak engineer, saya dah pon melengkapkan diri saya dengan segale skill yang diperlukan seperti skill membodek, skill datang lambat tapi tak kantoi, skill tidur dalam kete tepi pantai, skill buat kerja last minute, dan segala macam skill lagi. Boleh kate, skillful dah ni.

Dengar-dengar citer company Tuan/Puan nak budak 3 pointer je. With all due respect, do see me as a future potential worker, same like the other 3 pointer scorer. Ni tak, tengok 2 pointer je, tolak tepi resume walaupon 2.99. Pttuuii!! Don't judge a people by its pointer. Mane tau time final aritu die sakit perut. Pagi tu die makan nasik lemak Kak Jah. Sedap katenye. Last-last, sakit perot die time exam, langsung lupe segale rumus yang dah dihapal. Please k..

Cik akak HR berbaju blous pink berambut ikal mayang,

Ade kawan saye ni, orang Angola. Peter Jackson nama die. Die pegi apply kerja kat company orang Pakistan. Akak tau tak die kate pe kat kawan saye? Company ni hanya untuk orang Pakistan je. Pakistan untuk Pakistan. Punye la sakit ati kawan saye tu kak. Kalau ikutkan hati, mau dibakornye company tu. Saya harap, company akak ni bukan macam company Pakistan tu ye.

Sampai sini saja surat saya utus untuk Tuan/Puan dan Akak HR. Harap pihak Tuan/Puan dapat consider surat saya ni. Lain kali saya utus lagi ye. By the way, dekat belakang surat ni ade satu envelope kaler kelabu ala-ala coklat sikit. Tapi tak kelabu sangat la. Cane nak cakap ek.. Senang citer, kaler kelabu la ye. Dalam tu ade resume saya. Tengok-tengok la ye. Sekian, terima kasih.


Yang Benar,


(SUKIMAN ANAK SATOWONG)







#ni kalau dapat kat cikgu BM aku ni, memang fail la weh . . 

Friday, April 8, 2011

3 years, 9 month, 10 days






Tak kire skul mane,

Skul mechi, skul EE, skul bahan, skul kimia, skul awam, skul aero,



Tak kire asal mane,

Pahang, selangor, kedah, perak, kedah, penang, negori, melake, kelantan, ganu, sabah, serawak, johor,

Monday, April 4, 2011

keyboard warrior



Kehadapan pembaca yang disayangi dan dikasihi,

Merujuk kepada figure di atas, 'keyboard warrior' atau dalam bahasa Melayunye 'pahlawan papan kekunci', merupakan seseorang yang mempunyai ability taipan yang tersangatlah power sepertimana Clark Kent mahupon Sylar. There are invincible, kebal, bak kate pakcik makcik aku. 

Saudara saudari yang dikasihi,

Mereka ini merupakan golongan yang baling batu and then lari, baling batu sorok muke, baling batu and then buat tak tau, mereka juga anonymous yang komen kaw2 tapi tak berani tulis name sendiri, mereka juga merupakan orang yang kutuk tahap tak kesian dalam facebook tapi bile jumpe senyap, mereka bile dalam facebook macam nak besilat berkungfu bagai tapi bile jumpe kentut pon tak bunyik, mereka orang yang invent  "kami kumpulan benci si polan anak si polan" dalam facebook tapi bile jumpe buat dek je, mereka orang yang buat entry kutuk pom pom pom bagai nak jatuh langit dalam blog tapi bile jumpe pijak kure-kure pon tak mati. Orang yang terkena akan merase misteri dan dihantui terkena aura sang keyboard warrior yang tersangatla bad-ass.. 

Mereka inilah keyboard warrior..


Untuk golongan yang last tu, ditujukan khas untuk Anak Pak Muin yang tak hensem, gemuk, tak hebat, rambut tak lebat, kete tak power, keje tak dapat...


Yang Benar,
Anonymous..




update seorang blogger yang malas



Disebabkan kemalasan yang melampau-lampau ditambah idea yang asyik tebantut je bile sampai time nak wat entry. Bile aku view list post aku, memang banyak draft yang 'drifted', mati tengah jalan, mati kutu, mati katak, mati itik, mati anak kucing...mati idea..

Ni la die ciri-ciri blogger yang da malas nak update + takde idea... buat entry pasal lagu, copy paste lyric lagu, pastu post..the hell?? Ni la entry yang hopeless dari aku...

Sum 41: Best Of Me (Sum41)

 

  It's so hard to say that I'm sorry
I'll make everything alright
All these things that I've done
Now what have I become and where'd I go wrong?

I don't mean to hurt, just to put you first
I won't tell you lies
(I'm sorry)
I will stand accused with my hand on my heart
I'm just trying to say

I'm sorry, it's all that I can say
You mean so much
And I'd fix all that I've done if I could start again
I'd throw it all away to the shadows of regrets
And you would have the best of me

I know that I can't take
Back all of the mistakes but I will try
Although its not easy
I know you believe me 'cause I would not lie

Don't believe their lies told from jealous eyes
They don't understand
(I'm sorry)
I will break your heart, I will bring you down
But I will have to say

I'm sorry, it's all that I can say
You mean so much
And I'd fix all that I've done if I could start again
I'd throw it all away to the shadows of regrets
And you would have the best of me

I'm sorry, it's all that I can say
You mean so much
And I'd fix all that I've done if I could start again
I'd throw it all away to the shadows of regrets
And you would have the best of me