Sunday, April 10, 2011

racism alam kerjaya







Kepada bos-bos HR yang bermuke ketat dan gadis-gadis HR yang putih melepak,

Tuan/Puan bos HR, 


MOHON MINTAK KERJA DI COMPANY TUAN


Saya tulis surat ni cadang-cadangnye nak apply kerje kat company Tuan/Puan, kot-kot la kalau ade vacancy. Saya ni budak USM yang nak habes ijazah dengan kecemerlangan yang suam-suam kuku dalam bidang Mechanical Engineering bulan 5 nanti.

Sebagai budak engineer, saya dah pon melengkapkan diri saya dengan segale skill yang diperlukan seperti skill membodek, skill datang lambat tapi tak kantoi, skill tidur dalam kete tepi pantai, skill buat kerja last minute, dan segala macam skill lagi. Boleh kate, skillful dah ni.

Dengar-dengar citer company Tuan/Puan nak budak 3 pointer je. With all due respect, do see me as a future potential worker, same like the other 3 pointer scorer. Ni tak, tengok 2 pointer je, tolak tepi resume walaupon 2.99. Pttuuii!! Don't judge a people by its pointer. Mane tau time final aritu die sakit perut. Pagi tu die makan nasik lemak Kak Jah. Sedap katenye. Last-last, sakit perot die time exam, langsung lupe segale rumus yang dah dihapal. Please k..

Cik akak HR berbaju blous pink berambut ikal mayang,

Ade kawan saye ni, orang Angola. Peter Jackson nama die. Die pegi apply kerja kat company orang Pakistan. Akak tau tak die kate pe kat kawan saye? Company ni hanya untuk orang Pakistan je. Pakistan untuk Pakistan. Punye la sakit ati kawan saye tu kak. Kalau ikutkan hati, mau dibakornye company tu. Saya harap, company akak ni bukan macam company Pakistan tu ye.

Sampai sini saja surat saya utus untuk Tuan/Puan dan Akak HR. Harap pihak Tuan/Puan dapat consider surat saya ni. Lain kali saya utus lagi ye. By the way, dekat belakang surat ni ade satu envelope kaler kelabu ala-ala coklat sikit. Tapi tak kelabu sangat la. Cane nak cakap ek.. Senang citer, kaler kelabu la ye. Dalam tu ade resume saya. Tengok-tengok la ye. Sekian, terima kasih.


Yang Benar,


(SUKIMAN ANAK SATOWONG)







#ni kalau dapat kat cikgu BM aku ni, memang fail la weh . . 

Friday, April 8, 2011

3 years, 9 month, 10 days






Tak kire skul mane,

Skul mechi, skul EE, skul bahan, skul kimia, skul awam, skul aero,



Tak kire asal mane,

Pahang, selangor, kedah, perak, kedah, penang, negori, melake, kelantan, ganu, sabah, serawak, johor,

Monday, April 4, 2011

keyboard warrior



Kehadapan pembaca yang disayangi dan dikasihi,

Merujuk kepada figure di atas, 'keyboard warrior' atau dalam bahasa Melayunye 'pahlawan papan kekunci', merupakan seseorang yang mempunyai ability taipan yang tersangatlah power sepertimana Clark Kent mahupon Sylar. There are invincible, kebal, bak kate pakcik makcik aku. 

Saudara saudari yang dikasihi,

Mereka ini merupakan golongan yang baling batu and then lari, baling batu sorok muke, baling batu and then buat tak tau, mereka juga anonymous yang komen kaw2 tapi tak berani tulis name sendiri, mereka juga merupakan orang yang kutuk tahap tak kesian dalam facebook tapi bile jumpe senyap, mereka bile dalam facebook macam nak besilat berkungfu bagai tapi bile jumpe kentut pon tak bunyik, mereka orang yang invent  "kami kumpulan benci si polan anak si polan" dalam facebook tapi bile jumpe buat dek je, mereka orang yang buat entry kutuk pom pom pom bagai nak jatuh langit dalam blog tapi bile jumpe pijak kure-kure pon tak mati. Orang yang terkena akan merase misteri dan dihantui terkena aura sang keyboard warrior yang tersangatla bad-ass.. 

Mereka inilah keyboard warrior..


Untuk golongan yang last tu, ditujukan khas untuk Anak Pak Muin yang tak hensem, gemuk, tak hebat, rambut tak lebat, kete tak power, keje tak dapat...


Yang Benar,
Anonymous..




update seorang blogger yang malas



Disebabkan kemalasan yang melampau-lampau ditambah idea yang asyik tebantut je bile sampai time nak wat entry. Bile aku view list post aku, memang banyak draft yang 'drifted', mati tengah jalan, mati kutu, mati katak, mati itik, mati anak kucing...mati idea..

Ni la die ciri-ciri blogger yang da malas nak update + takde idea... buat entry pasal lagu, copy paste lyric lagu, pastu post..the hell?? Ni la entry yang hopeless dari aku...

Sum 41: Best Of Me (Sum41)

 

  It's so hard to say that I'm sorry
I'll make everything alright
All these things that I've done
Now what have I become and where'd I go wrong?

I don't mean to hurt, just to put you first
I won't tell you lies
(I'm sorry)
I will stand accused with my hand on my heart
I'm just trying to say

I'm sorry, it's all that I can say
You mean so much
And I'd fix all that I've done if I could start again
I'd throw it all away to the shadows of regrets
And you would have the best of me

I know that I can't take
Back all of the mistakes but I will try
Although its not easy
I know you believe me 'cause I would not lie

Don't believe their lies told from jealous eyes
They don't understand
(I'm sorry)
I will break your heart, I will bring you down
But I will have to say

I'm sorry, it's all that I can say
You mean so much
And I'd fix all that I've done if I could start again
I'd throw it all away to the shadows of regrets
And you would have the best of me

I'm sorry, it's all that I can say
You mean so much
And I'd fix all that I've done if I could start again
I'd throw it all away to the shadows of regrets
And you would have the best of me

Monday, March 28, 2011

addiction





I am now officially addicted to this tv series; 24. Still not sleeping rite now watching it. Never felt this kind of obsession since Prison Break and One Piece.


Adios~

Saturday, March 26, 2011

laporan majlis makan malam mekanik+manufact



For the 1st time ever, Dean of School of Mechanical Engineering had approved the organization of 'Majlis Makan Malam Mekanik 2011'. It is quite an experience because non of us had ever attend this kind of dinner since the past 3  years due to our Deans strictness in organizing event which is claimed to be non-academical  and non-beneficial event. Adohoi. 

Anyway, last night was such a wonderful night. Everybody dressed-up based on the theme suggested: "Red". The girls look lovely and the boys look happening. It is so wonderful. Hope that this event will be organized in the upcoming years and will never be stopped. Arigato to the organizer and sayonara USM...Cait~

Boys in Red with Prof Horizon..


Girls in Red


Bo#1 and Bo#2

Friday, March 25, 2011

mak pak aku selalu pesan...




Mak Pak aku selalu pesan,
"Belajar rajin2 Lan",
"Jangan banyak main",
Tapi..
Aku still banyak main,
Nak kate kecik, dah bejanggut dah,
Orang study, dia pi mandi sungai,
Orang study, dia pi kembara 'pencinta alam',
FYP yang simulation ni pon tak siap lagi,
Pe nak jadi?

Mak Pak aku selalu pesan,
"Bawak kete slow-slow Lan",
"Nanti accident",
Yang ni aku ikut,
Bawak 50 kmph je,
Tapi..
Still accident,
Pe nak jadi?

Mak Pak aku selalu pesan,
"Selalu-selalu la call rumah Lan",
Hmm..
Rase-rasenye,
Dah lebih 2 minggu aku tak call rumah,
Ko nak jadi anak derhake ke Lan?
Pe nak jadi?

Mak Pak aku selalu pesan,
"Duit tengah ade tu",
"Beringat-ingat",
Tapi..
Orang makan cafe Jaya,
Die nak makan Old Town,
Orang makan cafe Lembaran,
Die nak makan Seoul Garden,
Orang makan cafe PUMA,
Die nak makan Nasik Kandaq Salleh..
Pe nak jadi?

Tapi..
Mak Pak aku selalu pesan,
"Bab-bab makan ni jangan berkire Lan",
Yang ni aku suke,
Yang ni aku setuju,
Yang ni aku teruja,
Tapi..
Malam-malam makan maggie,
Pe nak jadi?

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Amende la yang aku merepek ni??

Mak Pak aku yang aku sayang~